Friday, July 03, 2009
Countercolumn News Ticker
Sarah Palin Declares Independence from Job as Home-Based Multi-Level Marketing Business Really Takes Off ...
Michael Jackson's Appearance Gradually Improving, Say Doctors ...
New York Times To Run WaPo Scandal On Front Page for 46 Days Straight ...
Aims to match Abu Ghraib Record ...
As Afghan Poppy Fields Burn, Battle Takes Mellow, Lethargic Turn ...
Commanding General Does a Stately Pleasure Dome Decree ...
Palin's Vagina Announces Run for Senate ...
Impacting ...
Michael Jackson's Appearance Gradually Improving, Say Doctors ...
New York Times To Run WaPo Scandal On Front Page for 46 Days Straight ...
Aims to match Abu Ghraib Record ...
As Afghan Poppy Fields Burn, Battle Takes Mellow, Lethargic Turn ...
Commanding General Does a Stately Pleasure Dome Decree ...
Palin's Vagina Announces Run for Senate ...
Impacting ...
Labels: Countercolumn News Ticker, Humor, News Ticker, Palin
Monday, April 20, 2009
Countercolumn News Ticker
Homeland Security On Guard Against Pro-America Extremists ...
Obama Apologizes for Constant Apologizing ...
'E Pluribus Unum' Out; New Currency To Be Inscribed 'Mea Culpa' ...
Obama to Revoke Godwin's Law By Executive Order ...
Area Man Insults First Lady In Front of Obama To See if Obama Sticks Up For Her ...
...Obama Issues Apology for Wife's Behavior ...
Don Rickles Hosts Conference of The America's ...
Malia and Sasha In Search Of Positive Male Role Model ...
Staff Intervenes as President, Japanese Prime Minister Get Stuck in Bowing War ...
Developing ...
Obama Apologizes for Constant Apologizing ...
'E Pluribus Unum' Out; New Currency To Be Inscribed 'Mea Culpa' ...
Obama to Revoke Godwin's Law By Executive Order ...
Area Man Insults First Lady In Front of Obama To See if Obama Sticks Up For Her ...
...Obama Issues Apology for Wife's Behavior ...
Don Rickles Hosts Conference of The America's ...
Malia and Sasha In Search Of Positive Male Role Model ...
Staff Intervenes as President, Japanese Prime Minister Get Stuck in Bowing War ...
Developing ...
Labels: Countercolumn News Ticker, Humor, News Ticker
Wednesday, April 15, 2009
Countercolumn News Ticker
Saudi King Marries Obama Girls in Rose Garden Ceremony ...
It's Business As Usually as Teabaggers March in Miami ...
Obama Issues Executive Order Revoking Patriotism of Dissent ...
Chris Matthews Hospitalized for Terminal Restless Leg Syndrome ...
Michelle Obama Tapped to Lead Army of Klingon Mercenaries ...
Laura Bush Undergoes Surgery To Remove Beaming Smile ...
Spanish Court Indicts 3 Bush Officials For Jaywalking ...
Navy Officials Work on Anti-Seasickness Sniper Scope ...
Zero Mostel Sues Obama for Trademark Violation ...
Developing ...
It's Business As Usually as Teabaggers March in Miami ...
Obama Issues Executive Order Revoking Patriotism of Dissent ...
Chris Matthews Hospitalized for Terminal Restless Leg Syndrome ...
Michelle Obama Tapped to Lead Army of Klingon Mercenaries ...
Laura Bush Undergoes Surgery To Remove Beaming Smile ...
Spanish Court Indicts 3 Bush Officials For Jaywalking ...
Navy Officials Work on Anti-Seasickness Sniper Scope ...
Zero Mostel Sues Obama for Trademark Violation ...
Developing ...
Labels: Countercolumn News Ticker, Humor, News Ticker
Sunday, April 12, 2009
Countercolumn News Ticker
St. Augustine declares itself "open city" to pirates ...
ACLU Files Suit against Navy SEALs ...
...Failed to read pirates Miranda rights ...
Pelosi on dead pirates: "the poor darlings." ...
Pittsburgh to rename baseball franchise 'Seals' ...
Woman mauled by polar bear in self-correcting error ...
Papal indulgences sold on secondary market ...
As dollar declines, Treasury mulls making sex official medium of exchanges ...
Chris Crocker in "Leave Pirates Alone" YouTube Sensation ...
Area opera house announces zero-tolerance policy for sopranos ...
Local Man Silences Rock Guitarist Next Door with Gift of Sheet Music ...
ACLU Files Suit against Navy SEALs ...
...Failed to read pirates Miranda rights ...
Pelosi on dead pirates: "the poor darlings." ...
Pittsburgh to rename baseball franchise 'Seals' ...
Woman mauled by polar bear in self-correcting error ...
Papal indulgences sold on secondary market ...
As dollar declines, Treasury mulls making sex official medium of exchanges ...
Chris Crocker in "Leave Pirates Alone" YouTube Sensation ...
Area opera house announces zero-tolerance policy for sopranos ...
Local Man Silences Rock Guitarist Next Door with Gift of Sheet Music ...
Labels: Countercolumn News Ticker, Humor, News Ticker
Saturday, April 11, 2009
Countercolumn News Ticker
Single American takes 4 Somali Pirates Hostage ...
Senior Obama Officials Debating Which Pirate to Bow To ...
White House Paralyzed by Indecision: Is Handlicking Better Than Bowing?
U.S. Boat Seized By Pirates ...
S.S. Minnow Feared Lost ...
Emerson Howell III Among Missing ...
U.S. Pays Pirates to Keep Mrs. Howell ...
"A small price to pay," says Congressman ...
Ginger and Mary Anne Shackled Together in Pirate Ship's Hold ...
Pirates Selling Downloads for $1.99 Each ...
France Takes Lead from U.S. in Pirate Eradication ...
Quien es mas macho? Obama v. The Gimp ...
Accident kills driver trying to untangle hands-free device
Developing ...
Senior Obama Officials Debating Which Pirate to Bow To ...
White House Paralyzed by Indecision: Is Handlicking Better Than Bowing?
U.S. Boat Seized By Pirates ...
S.S. Minnow Feared Lost ...
Emerson Howell III Among Missing ...
U.S. Pays Pirates to Keep Mrs. Howell ...
"A small price to pay," says Congressman ...
Ginger and Mary Anne Shackled Together in Pirate Ship's Hold ...
Pirates Selling Downloads for $1.99 Each ...
France Takes Lead from U.S. in Pirate Eradication ...
Quien es mas macho? Obama v. The Gimp ...
Accident kills driver trying to untangle hands-free device
Developing ...
Labels: Countercolumn News Ticker, Humor, News Ticker
Sunday, April 05, 2009
Countercolumn News Ticker
North Korea Readies SomebodyDoneSomebodyWrongSong Missile ...
South Koreans Prepare SongSungBlue Interceptor ...
Actress Molly Ringwald Implicated in Long Duck Dong Plot ...
Obama Retaliates With Stern Lecture ...
Impacting ...
South Koreans Prepare SongSungBlue Interceptor ...
Actress Molly Ringwald Implicated in Long Duck Dong Plot ...
Obama Retaliates With Stern Lecture ...
Impacting ...
Labels: Countercolumn News Ticker, Humor, Korea, News Ticker
Saturday, March 28, 2009
Countercolumn News Ticker
Pope confirms Catholicism ...
Dolly Parton sleeps on back ...
Women More Attracted to Men Who Drive Expensive Cars ...
Obvious Tag Gets Another Workout ...
Impacting ...
Dolly Parton sleeps on back ...
Women More Attracted to Men Who Drive Expensive Cars ...
Obvious Tag Gets Another Workout ...
Impacting ...
Labels: News Ticker, obvious
Tuesday, March 24, 2009
Countercolumn News Ticker
Wounded Veterans March on Washington in Unprecedented "Million Man Limp" ...
D.C. Transit Authority Beset by Handicapped Seating Crunch ...
City Ramping Up Efforts To Accomodate Disabled ...
Hotel Lobby Hilarity: Dozens of Revolving Doors Damaged in Wheelchair Accidents...
Traffic Snarls as Blind Marchers Move Randomly About City...
BLOOD LUST: Scores of Phoney 'Veteran' Panhandlers Outed, Beaten To Death With Crutches ...
Micah Wright Still Missing ...
Leg-less Vets for Shoe-less Kids files for 501(c)3 ...
Blind Veterans Donating Hundreds of Eyeglasses to Charity ...
...Democrats Complain ...
CounterColumn editor SOOOOO going to Hell for this News Ticker Update ...
Pelosi Receives Keys to AIG Headquarters in mail ...
All Remaining AIG Employees Resign in Protest ...
Border Crossings Closed As Thousands of CEOs and Investment Managers Make A Break For It ...
Massachussets Elects Kennedy Family Trust to Senate Seat ...
Area Horse, Nun, Lesbian and Rabbi Spotted in Local Bar ...
"Just a joke," officials claim ...
San Francisco Tree-Huggers Frustrated by Autistic Plant Life ...
Impacting ...
D.C. Transit Authority Beset by Handicapped Seating Crunch ...
City Ramping Up Efforts To Accomodate Disabled ...
Hotel Lobby Hilarity: Dozens of Revolving Doors Damaged in Wheelchair Accidents...
Traffic Snarls as Blind Marchers Move Randomly About City...
BLOOD LUST: Scores of Phoney 'Veteran' Panhandlers Outed, Beaten To Death With Crutches ...
Micah Wright Still Missing ...
Leg-less Vets for Shoe-less Kids files for 501(c)3 ...
Blind Veterans Donating Hundreds of Eyeglasses to Charity ...
...Democrats Complain ...
CounterColumn editor SOOOOO going to Hell for this News Ticker Update ...
Pelosi Receives Keys to AIG Headquarters in mail ...
All Remaining AIG Employees Resign in Protest ...
Border Crossings Closed As Thousands of CEOs and Investment Managers Make A Break For It ...
Massachussets Elects Kennedy Family Trust to Senate Seat ...
Area Horse, Nun, Lesbian and Rabbi Spotted in Local Bar ...
"Just a joke," officials claim ...
San Francisco Tree-Huggers Frustrated by Autistic Plant Life ...
Impacting ...
Labels: Humor, News Ticker
Wednesday, February 25, 2009
Countercolumn News Ticker
Obama Addresses Nation in Annual STFU Address...
Secretary Of Health and Human Services Nominee Withdraws Amidst Criticism for Tax Problems, Eating Woman's Face ...
Liberals Cry "Foul" After Murdoch Purchases "SmirkingChimp.com" Domain ...
Jet Crashes in Amsterdam After Boy Removes Finger from Fuselage Hole ...
More Than 1,000 Take Off Work To Attend Obama Inaugural Ceremony ...
Dow Plummets 82 Points on Hope, Change ...
Upside Down Homeowners Leaking Rainwater Through Basements ...
Humanities Professors Debate Psychosocial Subtext, Paternalist Mysogynist Hermeneutics of March on D.C. ...
Engineering Professors Simply March on D.C. ...
Unicorn Droppings Raise Stink Among Washington Residents ...
Developing ...
Secretary Of Health and Human Services Nominee Withdraws Amidst Criticism for Tax Problems, Eating Woman's Face ...
Liberals Cry "Foul" After Murdoch Purchases "SmirkingChimp.com" Domain ...
Jet Crashes in Amsterdam After Boy Removes Finger from Fuselage Hole ...
More Than 1,000 Take Off Work To Attend Obama Inaugural Ceremony ...
Dow Plummets 82 Points on Hope, Change ...
Upside Down Homeowners Leaking Rainwater Through Basements ...
Humanities Professors Debate Psychosocial Subtext, Paternalist Mysogynist Hermeneutics of March on D.C. ...
Engineering Professors Simply March on D.C. ...
Unicorn Droppings Raise Stink Among Washington Residents ...
Developing ...
Labels: Humor, News Ticker
Wednesday, January 07, 2009
Countercolumn News Ticker: Porn industry seeks Federal Bailout
(CNT)Stung by limp sales and sagging profits, the American pornography industry has fallen on hard times, and is seeking a $5 billion injection from Uncle Sam, according to CNN. Experts say that unless the Treasury moves quickly, the entire U.S. adult entertainment industry could go down quicker than a crack whore on a quota, say anal-ysts.
Meanwhile, the nation's capital was thronged with demonstrators as the Million MILF March staged a series of protests around Washington DC. The MILF March comprised a loose interracial coalition of dwarves, amputees, teens, lolitas, matures, barely legals, daddies, daughters, Asians, latinas, lesbians, gays, cheerleaders, strippers, whores, latex queens, dominatrixes, submissives, slaves, gagged girls, sluts, bimbos, drunks, babysitters, amateurs, coeds, babes, bitches, cowgirls, midgets, MILFs, daughters, ponygirls, putas, exhibitionists, voyeurs, housewives, brides, victims, lactators, lapdancers, nurses, schoolgirls, secretaries, shemales, shorties, swingers, autoeroticists, teachers, trannies, sadists, wrestlers and wives, marching to save their jobs and to demand more respect from legislators and the population at large.
"If we're going to remain an industrial nation, we have to have some domestic porn manufacturing capacity," said Chesty Pullerhair, arguing that a failure to subsidize the American Porn industry would result in tens of thousands of porn industry jobs fleeing to Thailand, Cambodia, the Philippines, Bulgaria, Hungaria, Russia and the Ukraine "with a giant sucking sound."
Free full-length streaming downloads at 11.
Splash, out
Jason
Meanwhile, the nation's capital was thronged with demonstrators as the Million MILF March staged a series of protests around Washington DC. The MILF March comprised a loose interracial coalition of dwarves, amputees, teens, lolitas, matures, barely legals, daddies, daughters, Asians, latinas, lesbians, gays, cheerleaders, strippers, whores, latex queens, dominatrixes, submissives, slaves, gagged girls, sluts, bimbos, drunks, babysitters, amateurs, coeds, babes, bitches, cowgirls, midgets, MILFs, daughters, ponygirls, putas, exhibitionists, voyeurs, housewives, brides, victims, lactators, lapdancers, nurses, schoolgirls, secretaries, shemales, shorties, swingers, autoeroticists, teachers, trannies, sadists, wrestlers and wives, marching to save their jobs and to demand more respect from legislators and the population at large.
"If we're going to remain an industrial nation, we have to have some domestic porn manufacturing capacity," said Chesty Pullerhair, arguing that a failure to subsidize the American Porn industry would result in tens of thousands of porn industry jobs fleeing to Thailand, Cambodia, the Philippines, Bulgaria, Hungaria, Russia and the Ukraine "with a giant sucking sound."
Free full-length streaming downloads at 11.
Splash, out
Jason
Labels: Humor, News Ticker, Sex
Wednesday, September 10, 2008
Countercolumn News Ticker
McCain declares jihad against community organizers ...
Alaska to be sold on e-Bay ...
Organization of Flyover States Admits Alaska to their ranks ...
Hawaii "not even vetted ..."
Estee Lauder Stock Soars With Palin Nomination ...
McCain Registers as a Republican ...
Town Doubles Over in Laughter As Community Organizer-Led Protest March Devolves Into Chaos ...
Fannie Mae Secretly Jealous Of Sibling's Bailout Package ...
Small-Town Mayor's Convention in Nubieber, California Canceled Due to Lodging Shortage ...
Naughty Librarian I, II, III, IV and V Flies Off Shelves At Area Adult Shops ...
Lipstick Lesbians for Palin to Hold Fish Bake Fundraiser ...
Developing ...
Alaska to be sold on e-Bay ...
Organization of Flyover States Admits Alaska to their ranks ...
Hawaii "not even vetted ..."
Estee Lauder Stock Soars With Palin Nomination ...
McCain Registers as a Republican ...
Town Doubles Over in Laughter As Community Organizer-Led Protest March Devolves Into Chaos ...
Fannie Mae Secretly Jealous Of Sibling's Bailout Package ...
Small-Town Mayor's Convention in Nubieber, California Canceled Due to Lodging Shortage ...
Naughty Librarian I, II, III, IV and V Flies Off Shelves At Area Adult Shops ...
Lipstick Lesbians for Palin to Hold Fish Bake Fundraiser ...
Developing ...
Labels: Humor, News Ticker
Tuesday, May 27, 2008
Countercolumn News Ticker
Democrats Target "Fallen Heroes" In Memorial Day Voter Registration Drive ...
McCain Unveils New "Yesh We Can" Slogan ...
Buchenwald Survivors Weary of Auschwitz Survivors' "Good-Natured Ribbing."
Inter-camp Rivalry Gets Personal At Palm Beach Shuffleboard Court ...
Man Attempting To Skydive 25 Miles Dies of Exposure ...
Chinese Quake Survivors Criticize FEMA, Bush Administration ...
Market Message to News Media: Do Not Want ...
Search for Life On Mars Turns Up Giant Red-Shirted, Ravenous Alien Who Named "Mikey"
Widely Thought to Hate Everything ...
Unfolding ...
McCain Unveils New "Yesh We Can" Slogan ...
Buchenwald Survivors Weary of Auschwitz Survivors' "Good-Natured Ribbing."
Inter-camp Rivalry Gets Personal At Palm Beach Shuffleboard Court ...
Man Attempting To Skydive 25 Miles Dies of Exposure ...
Chinese Quake Survivors Criticize FEMA, Bush Administration ...
Market Message to News Media: Do Not Want ...
Search for Life On Mars Turns Up Giant Red-Shirted, Ravenous Alien Who Named "Mikey"
Widely Thought to Hate Everything ...
Unfolding ...
Labels: News Ticker
Tuesday, January 29, 2008
Countercolumn News Ticker
Bush: "We've Made Progress in Iraq"
Dem Response: "Did not."
Bush: "Did, too..."
John McCain personally delivering pizzas to Floridian voters to drum up support ...
Pelosi to Hold Breath Until She Gets Her Way ...
French Banker loses $7.2 billion in long positions on French deodorant futures ...
Consumer Reports: Pugeot vs. Renault: Which Burns Longer? ...
Endangered Polar Bears Buy Summer Home in Florida ...
"Nu, who wants to die cold?"
Snowbirds a delicacy ...
Kucinich Drops out of Race ...
Dozens eventually notice ...
Huckabee/Lieberman ticket garners support among nation's Evanjewlicals ...
Decompensating ...
Dem Response: "Did not."
Bush: "Did, too..."
John McCain personally delivering pizzas to Floridian voters to drum up support ...
Pelosi to Hold Breath Until She Gets Her Way ...
French Banker loses $7.2 billion in long positions on French deodorant futures ...
Consumer Reports: Pugeot vs. Renault: Which Burns Longer? ...
Endangered Polar Bears Buy Summer Home in Florida ...
"Nu, who wants to die cold?"
Snowbirds a delicacy ...
Kucinich Drops out of Race ...
Dozens eventually notice ...
Huckabee/Lieberman ticket garners support among nation's Evanjewlicals ...
Decompensating ...
Labels: News Ticker
Friday, January 04, 2008
Countercolumn News Ticker
Flyover Country White People Vote For Negro To Sound Of Leftard Exploding Heads...
Matt Yglesias hiding in "secret location."
Clinton Campaign Manager and Miami Dolphin Head Coach to Swap Jobs ...
Analysts view move as a step up for both individuals ...
Iowan Republicans Elect Huckabee in Ethanol-Fueled Binge Drinking Spree ...
"Shut the F*ck Up!" Shouts David Corn
Hillary: "At least I still have my husband." ...
Boom Market in Bhutto Portraits on Black Velvet ...
Kenyan Evades Murderous Mob By Turning Sideways ...
Dead Tiger Files Suit in Federal Court ...
Thousands Of Transvestites To Sashay On Washington ...
Secret Plan To "Hand Hillary A Microphone" Pays Off In Obama Victory ...
Clinton Huffs off to New Hampshire ...
Giuliani Campaigning in Florida. "Who needs flyover voters anyway ...
Stung by Subprime Defaults, Banks Restrict Loans To The Credit-Worthy ...
Former Red-Line Districts Call For Debt Relief ...
Home Prices Tumble to Previous Absurd Levels ...
Christianity To Acquire Judaism in Equity Swap ...
Merger to Create Millions of Evanjewlicals ...
"Peace on Earth, Goodwill Towards the Balance Sheet ..."
Scientists Criticize Electrons for Negativity ...
Neutron Spokesperson Refuses Comment ...
Protons: "Yes ..."
Dead White Males To Host Lit Seminar at Univ. Of Iowa ...
Impacting ...
Matt Yglesias hiding in "secret location."
Clinton Campaign Manager and Miami Dolphin Head Coach to Swap Jobs ...
Analysts view move as a step up for both individuals ...
Iowan Republicans Elect Huckabee in Ethanol-Fueled Binge Drinking Spree ...
"Shut the F*ck Up!" Shouts David Corn
Hillary: "At least I still have my husband." ...
Boom Market in Bhutto Portraits on Black Velvet ...
Kenyan Evades Murderous Mob By Turning Sideways ...
Dead Tiger Files Suit in Federal Court ...
Thousands Of Transvestites To Sashay On Washington ...
Secret Plan To "Hand Hillary A Microphone" Pays Off In Obama Victory ...
Clinton Huffs off to New Hampshire ...
Giuliani Campaigning in Florida. "Who needs flyover voters anyway ...
Stung by Subprime Defaults, Banks Restrict Loans To The Credit-Worthy ...
Former Red-Line Districts Call For Debt Relief ...
Home Prices Tumble to Previous Absurd Levels ...
Christianity To Acquire Judaism in Equity Swap ...
Merger to Create Millions of Evanjewlicals ...
"Peace on Earth, Goodwill Towards the Balance Sheet ..."
Scientists Criticize Electrons for Negativity ...
Neutron Spokesperson Refuses Comment ...
Protons: "Yes ..."
Dead White Males To Host Lit Seminar at Univ. Of Iowa ...
Impacting ...
Labels: Humor, News Ticker
Tuesday, October 23, 2007
Countercolumn News Ticker
America-haters rally to save homes from fires ...
Dick Cheney accused of personally whipping up Santa Ana winds ...
Bin Ladin Urges Iraq Insurgents To Unite (To Save Homes In Malibu) ...
"These people are our most reliable allies! ...
Ventura Residents Tired of Malibu's Shit Anyway ...
SPECIAL REPORT: Malibu Burns: Could it happen in America?
Panda gnaws Chinese boy's legs to bone ...
30 minutes later, feels hungry all over again ...
Dick Cheney accused of personally whipping up Santa Ana winds ...
Bin Ladin Urges Iraq Insurgents To Unite (To Save Homes In Malibu) ...
"These people are our most reliable allies! ...
Ventura Residents Tired of Malibu's Shit Anyway ...
SPECIAL REPORT: Malibu Burns: Could it happen in America?
Panda gnaws Chinese boy's legs to bone ...
30 minutes later, feels hungry all over again ...
Labels: Humor, News Ticker
Tuesday, October 16, 2007
Countercolumn News Ticker
Quagmire: Randi Rhodes Mugged in NYC ...
Jack Murtha Pins Randi Rhodes Mugging on Marines ...
Boys And Girls Clubs of America: "No Comment ..."
Emails Pour In From Dozens ...
Rhodes Is First Mugging Victim In New York EVAR EVAR EVAR!!!1111!!111!
OJ Out On Bail ...
Judge: "It's not like Mr. White Ford Bronco is a flight risk or anything ..."
Whereabouts unknown on night of Rhodes mugging ...
FLASH FLASH FLASH!!!
Randi Rhodes ID'd As Nicole Brown Simpson's Real Killer ...
Jack Murtha Pins Randi Rhodes Mugging on Marines ...
Boys And Girls Clubs of America: "No Comment ..."
Emails Pour In From Dozens ...
Rhodes Is First Mugging Victim In New York EVAR EVAR EVAR!!!1111!!111!
OJ Out On Bail ...
Judge: "It's not like Mr. White Ford Bronco is a flight risk or anything ..."
Whereabouts unknown on night of Rhodes mugging ...
FLASH FLASH FLASH!!!
Randi Rhodes ID'd As Nicole Brown Simpson's Real Killer ...
Labels: Humor, News Ticker, The Left
Monday, October 15, 2007
Countercolumn News Ticker
U.S. Military Credits Iran with Victory over Al Qaeda in Iraq ...
Gillette Revises Earnings Downward, Citing Depressed Sales in Burma ...
Medal of Honor Incident Sparks Inquiry Into Cell Phone Coverage in US ...
"How come he gets coverage in Grumblefuck, Afghanistan, but I can't make a call from my Grandma's house in Arcadia, California?" asked frustrated milblogger ...
Bush Appoints "Literaturacy Zar" ...
Secretary Rice Pledges to Reduce Gap Between Rich and Poor and Front Teeth. ...
Brzezinsky argues for Palestinian Right of Return, Puppies that never die, Flying pigs ...
"Just give 'em the whole shebang!" says former Carter official ...
Coulter Drives Wedge Between America's Most Obnoxious Christians, Dumbest Jews ...
Florida Boot Camp Teen Dies in "Worst Case of Assisted Suicide in Memory" ...
Boot camp nurse credits Dr. Mengele for inspiration in her defense ...
NY Times Blames Non-coverage of Long Island SEAL's Medal of Honor on "Whiteness, Lack of Mitigating Gender Issues ..."
Democrats Claim Only One In Ten Reduced Body Counts Attributable to Al Qaeda Defeat ...
Iraq War Upgraded from 'Nightmare' to 'Quagmire' status ...
Area Masochist: "Tase me, bro!!!!"
Area sadists refuse ...
Area masochist gets off on refusal ...
Army/Navy Goods Retailers Report Medal Shortages as Phony Soldiers Plan Convention ...
Coming Soon on Countercolumn: How to keep blog readers in suspense ...
Gillette Revises Earnings Downward, Citing Depressed Sales in Burma ...
Medal of Honor Incident Sparks Inquiry Into Cell Phone Coverage in US ...
"How come he gets coverage in Grumblefuck, Afghanistan, but I can't make a call from my Grandma's house in Arcadia, California?" asked frustrated milblogger ...
Bush Appoints "Literaturacy Zar" ...
Secretary Rice Pledges to Reduce Gap Between Rich and Poor and Front Teeth. ...
Brzezinsky argues for Palestinian Right of Return, Puppies that never die, Flying pigs ...
"Just give 'em the whole shebang!" says former Carter official ...
Coulter Drives Wedge Between America's Most Obnoxious Christians, Dumbest Jews ...
Florida Boot Camp Teen Dies in "Worst Case of Assisted Suicide in Memory" ...
Boot camp nurse credits Dr. Mengele for inspiration in her defense ...
NY Times Blames Non-coverage of Long Island SEAL's Medal of Honor on "Whiteness, Lack of Mitigating Gender Issues ..."
Democrats Claim Only One In Ten Reduced Body Counts Attributable to Al Qaeda Defeat ...
Iraq War Upgraded from 'Nightmare' to 'Quagmire' status ...
Area Masochist: "Tase me, bro!!!!"
Area sadists refuse ...
Area masochist gets off on refusal ...
Army/Navy Goods Retailers Report Medal Shortages as Phony Soldiers Plan Convention ...
Coming Soon on Countercolumn: How to keep blog readers in suspense ...
Labels: Humor, Iraq, New York Times, News Ticker
