Friday, October 21, 2011
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Thursday, September 29, 2011
Countercolumn News Ticker
Bullied Cult Members Commit Mass Suicide ...
Area Fire Department Chief Ordered To Lay Off 20 Percent of His Cousins ...
Area Fire Department Chief Ordered To Lay Off 20 Percent of His Cousins ...
Labels: Countercolumn News Ticker, Humor, News Tickers
Tuesday, August 02, 2011
Countercolumn News Ticker
Chaos on House Floor as Progressives Attempt to Euthanize Rep. Giffords ...
Breaking ...
Breaking ...
Labels: Countercolumn News Ticker, Humor
Tuesday, September 08, 2009
Countercolumn News Ticker
Kabul turns down offer to become "sister city" with Washington D.C. ...
Obama's plan to 'have a beer' with nation's fourth graders hits unexpected legal snag ...
Length of Obama speech draws comparisons to Beslan ...
Hyannisport Police: number of women date raped at Kennedy wake "surprisingly low ..."
Diageo stock plummets after news of Sen. Kennedy's passing ...
With Lion of the Senate" gone, "Jackal" and "Hyena" of the Senate assume leadership of Congressional Democrats ...
Obama Administration moves to "reallocate" professional baseball scores ...
"The time is now for the Cubs to get their fair share"
Obama's plan to 'have a beer' with nation's fourth graders hits unexpected legal snag ...
Length of Obama speech draws comparisons to Beslan ...
Hyannisport Police: number of women date raped at Kennedy wake "surprisingly low ..."
Diageo stock plummets after news of Sen. Kennedy's passing ...
With Lion of the Senate" gone, "Jackal" and "Hyena" of the Senate assume leadership of Congressional Democrats ...
Obama Administration moves to "reallocate" professional baseball scores ...
"The time is now for the Cubs to get their fair share"
Labels: Countercolumn News Ticker, Humor
Thursday, August 27, 2009
Countercolumn News Ticker
Massachussetts, Irish Republican Army Mourn Passing of Sen. Ted Kennedy ...
Democrats Rush to Honor Kennedy with "No Waitress Left Behind" Act ...
Kennedy Allies to Slip Reduction in Statute of Limitations for Vehicular Manslaughter Into Omnibus Bill ...
Proposals to "Lose Iraq in Kennedy's Memory ..."
Congressional Dems Aim To Pay Tribute to Kennedy by Outlawing Care He Received ...
Never did learn how to pronounce "Alito." ...
In Ironic Twist: Kennedy's Final "Code Blue" Went Unreported for 12 Hours ...
Kennedy To Be Buried at Sea - In a 1960's Model Oldsmobile ...
Developing ...
Democrats Rush to Honor Kennedy with "No Waitress Left Behind" Act ...
Kennedy Allies to Slip Reduction in Statute of Limitations for Vehicular Manslaughter Into Omnibus Bill ...
Proposals to "Lose Iraq in Kennedy's Memory ..."
Congressional Dems Aim To Pay Tribute to Kennedy by Outlawing Care He Received ...
Never did learn how to pronounce "Alito." ...
In Ironic Twist: Kennedy's Final "Code Blue" Went Unreported for 12 Hours ...
Kennedy To Be Buried at Sea - In a 1960's Model Oldsmobile ...
Developing ...
Labels: Congress, Countercolumn News Ticker, Humor, in memoriam, Politics
Friday, July 10, 2009
Countercolumn News Ticker
David Letterman Resigns to Spend More Time Raping Family ...
Citing Mounting Health Care Costs, Pentagon To Ban Combat ...
First Lady To Lead Campaign To Fight Musical Illiteracy Among Guitarists ...
"Hopeless ..."
Palin Paints Cannibalism Rumors as "Exaggerated."
Developing ...
Citing Mounting Health Care Costs, Pentagon To Ban Combat ...
First Lady To Lead Campaign To Fight Musical Illiteracy Among Guitarists ...
"Hopeless ..."
Palin Paints Cannibalism Rumors as "Exaggerated."
Developing ...
Labels: Countercolumn News Ticker
Sunday, July 05, 2009
Countercolumn News Ticker
Governor Palin Resigns to Spend More Time With Her Shotgun ...
Obama Celebrates Independence Day By Visiting Moscow ...
..American Troops Breath Sigh of Relief ...
Maureen Dowd Holes Self Up in Hamptons Beach House, Watching "Heathers" Obsessively, Say Friends ...
Wanders NY Times Halls, Muttering "That Breeder Hag."
Accuses Palin of Neurosis
Obama Presses Detroit for Technology to Make Fuel out of Soldiers' Blood ...
Like new iPhone, White House Turns Pink When Under Stress ...
Buffett Directs WaPo Publishers Turning Tricks in DC Streets to Raise Cash ...
..Reporters reportedly thrilled at promotion, status increase ...
Profile: The Lot Lizards of L Street ...
Holocaust Museum Officials To Create Display out of Recent Vandalism ...
Developing ...
Obama Celebrates Independence Day By Visiting Moscow ...
..American Troops Breath Sigh of Relief ...
Maureen Dowd Holes Self Up in Hamptons Beach House, Watching "Heathers" Obsessively, Say Friends ...
Wanders NY Times Halls, Muttering "That Breeder Hag."
Accuses Palin of Neurosis
Obama Presses Detroit for Technology to Make Fuel out of Soldiers' Blood ...
Like new iPhone, White House Turns Pink When Under Stress ...
Buffett Directs WaPo Publishers Turning Tricks in DC Streets to Raise Cash ...
..Reporters reportedly thrilled at promotion, status increase ...
Profile: The Lot Lizards of L Street ...
Holocaust Museum Officials To Create Display out of Recent Vandalism ...
Developing ...
Labels: Countercolumn News Ticker, Humor
Friday, July 03, 2009
Countercolumn News Ticker
Sarah Palin Declares Independence from Job as Home-Based Multi-Level Marketing Business Really Takes Off ...
Michael Jackson's Appearance Gradually Improving, Say Doctors ...
New York Times To Run WaPo Scandal On Front Page for 46 Days Straight ...
Aims to match Abu Ghraib Record ...
As Afghan Poppy Fields Burn, Battle Takes Mellow, Lethargic Turn ...
Commanding General Does a Stately Pleasure Dome Decree ...
Palin's Vagina Announces Run for Senate ...
Impacting ...
Michael Jackson's Appearance Gradually Improving, Say Doctors ...
New York Times To Run WaPo Scandal On Front Page for 46 Days Straight ...
Aims to match Abu Ghraib Record ...
As Afghan Poppy Fields Burn, Battle Takes Mellow, Lethargic Turn ...
Commanding General Does a Stately Pleasure Dome Decree ...
Palin's Vagina Announces Run for Senate ...
Impacting ...
Labels: Countercolumn News Ticker, Humor, News Ticker, Palin
Wednesday, June 24, 2009
Countercolumn News Ticker
Ahmadinejad Lynched in Central Square After Being "Outed" by Perez Hilton ...
Hamas Caught Plagiarizing Obama Speeches ...
White House Invites Gitmo Terrorists to White House Slumber Party ...
In Focus: Are Our Politicians' Wives Giving Enough Head?
Source: French Government Dismayed By American Ennuis ...
Rogue State Department Official Attempts "Dialogue" with Rabid Dog ...
Obama to trade Hawaii, Aleutians for Korean Disarmament Pact ...
"Peace In Our Time"
White House Accuses Victorious U.S. Soccer Team of "Arrogance"...
U.S. To Provide Troop Reinforcements to Taliban ...
President seeks to "level playing field"
Oscar Meyer Company to Name Weenie After President ...
Impacting ...
Hamas Caught Plagiarizing Obama Speeches ...
White House Invites Gitmo Terrorists to White House Slumber Party ...
In Focus: Are Our Politicians' Wives Giving Enough Head?
Source: French Government Dismayed By American Ennuis ...
Rogue State Department Official Attempts "Dialogue" with Rabid Dog ...
Obama to trade Hawaii, Aleutians for Korean Disarmament Pact ...
"Peace In Our Time"
White House Accuses Victorious U.S. Soccer Team of "Arrogance"...
U.S. To Provide Troop Reinforcements to Taliban ...
President seeks to "level playing field"
Oscar Meyer Company to Name Weenie After President ...
Impacting ...
Labels: Countercolumn News Ticker
Thursday, April 23, 2009
Countercolumn News Ticker
Entire CIA requests transfer to Canada ...
House Approves Measure to Waterboard Minority Members in Party Line Vote ...
Ann Althouse To Launch New Fetish Website ...
Obama Deals With FBI, CIA Infighting by Threatening to "Turn Air Force One Around Right This Minute."
Clarice Starling to Head New Counterterrorism Interrogation Team ...
...Code-named "Pinball Wizard"
House Approves Measure to Waterboard Minority Members in Party Line Vote ...
Ann Althouse To Launch New Fetish Website ...
Obama Deals With FBI, CIA Infighting by Threatening to "Turn Air Force One Around Right This Minute."
Clarice Starling to Head New Counterterrorism Interrogation Team ...
...Code-named "Pinball Wizard"
Labels: Countercolumn News Ticker, Humor
Monday, April 20, 2009
Countercolumn News Ticker
Homeland Security On Guard Against Pro-America Extremists ...
Obama Apologizes for Constant Apologizing ...
'E Pluribus Unum' Out; New Currency To Be Inscribed 'Mea Culpa' ...
Obama to Revoke Godwin's Law By Executive Order ...
Area Man Insults First Lady In Front of Obama To See if Obama Sticks Up For Her ...
...Obama Issues Apology for Wife's Behavior ...
Don Rickles Hosts Conference of The America's ...
Malia and Sasha In Search Of Positive Male Role Model ...
Staff Intervenes as President, Japanese Prime Minister Get Stuck in Bowing War ...
Developing ...
Obama Apologizes for Constant Apologizing ...
'E Pluribus Unum' Out; New Currency To Be Inscribed 'Mea Culpa' ...
Obama to Revoke Godwin's Law By Executive Order ...
Area Man Insults First Lady In Front of Obama To See if Obama Sticks Up For Her ...
...Obama Issues Apology for Wife's Behavior ...
Don Rickles Hosts Conference of The America's ...
Malia and Sasha In Search Of Positive Male Role Model ...
Staff Intervenes as President, Japanese Prime Minister Get Stuck in Bowing War ...
Developing ...
Labels: Countercolumn News Ticker, Humor, News Ticker
Wednesday, April 15, 2009
Countercolumn News Ticker
Saudi King Marries Obama Girls in Rose Garden Ceremony ...
It's Business As Usually as Teabaggers March in Miami ...
Obama Issues Executive Order Revoking Patriotism of Dissent ...
Chris Matthews Hospitalized for Terminal Restless Leg Syndrome ...
Michelle Obama Tapped to Lead Army of Klingon Mercenaries ...
Laura Bush Undergoes Surgery To Remove Beaming Smile ...
Spanish Court Indicts 3 Bush Officials For Jaywalking ...
Navy Officials Work on Anti-Seasickness Sniper Scope ...
Zero Mostel Sues Obama for Trademark Violation ...
Developing ...
It's Business As Usually as Teabaggers March in Miami ...
Obama Issues Executive Order Revoking Patriotism of Dissent ...
Chris Matthews Hospitalized for Terminal Restless Leg Syndrome ...
Michelle Obama Tapped to Lead Army of Klingon Mercenaries ...
Laura Bush Undergoes Surgery To Remove Beaming Smile ...
Spanish Court Indicts 3 Bush Officials For Jaywalking ...
Navy Officials Work on Anti-Seasickness Sniper Scope ...
Zero Mostel Sues Obama for Trademark Violation ...
Developing ...
Labels: Countercolumn News Ticker, Humor, News Ticker
Sunday, April 12, 2009
Countercolumn News Ticker
St. Augustine declares itself "open city" to pirates ...
ACLU Files Suit against Navy SEALs ...
...Failed to read pirates Miranda rights ...
Pelosi on dead pirates: "the poor darlings." ...
Pittsburgh to rename baseball franchise 'Seals' ...
Woman mauled by polar bear in self-correcting error ...
Papal indulgences sold on secondary market ...
As dollar declines, Treasury mulls making sex official medium of exchanges ...
Chris Crocker in "Leave Pirates Alone" YouTube Sensation ...
Area opera house announces zero-tolerance policy for sopranos ...
Local Man Silences Rock Guitarist Next Door with Gift of Sheet Music ...
ACLU Files Suit against Navy SEALs ...
...Failed to read pirates Miranda rights ...
Pelosi on dead pirates: "the poor darlings." ...
Pittsburgh to rename baseball franchise 'Seals' ...
Woman mauled by polar bear in self-correcting error ...
Papal indulgences sold on secondary market ...
As dollar declines, Treasury mulls making sex official medium of exchanges ...
Chris Crocker in "Leave Pirates Alone" YouTube Sensation ...
Area opera house announces zero-tolerance policy for sopranos ...
Local Man Silences Rock Guitarist Next Door with Gift of Sheet Music ...
Labels: Countercolumn News Ticker, Humor, News Ticker
Saturday, April 11, 2009
Countercolumn News Ticker
Single American takes 4 Somali Pirates Hostage ...
Senior Obama Officials Debating Which Pirate to Bow To ...
White House Paralyzed by Indecision: Is Handlicking Better Than Bowing?
U.S. Boat Seized By Pirates ...
S.S. Minnow Feared Lost ...
Emerson Howell III Among Missing ...
U.S. Pays Pirates to Keep Mrs. Howell ...
"A small price to pay," says Congressman ...
Ginger and Mary Anne Shackled Together in Pirate Ship's Hold ...
Pirates Selling Downloads for $1.99 Each ...
France Takes Lead from U.S. in Pirate Eradication ...
Quien es mas macho? Obama v. The Gimp ...
Accident kills driver trying to untangle hands-free device
Developing ...
Senior Obama Officials Debating Which Pirate to Bow To ...
White House Paralyzed by Indecision: Is Handlicking Better Than Bowing?
U.S. Boat Seized By Pirates ...
S.S. Minnow Feared Lost ...
Emerson Howell III Among Missing ...
U.S. Pays Pirates to Keep Mrs. Howell ...
"A small price to pay," says Congressman ...
Ginger and Mary Anne Shackled Together in Pirate Ship's Hold ...
Pirates Selling Downloads for $1.99 Each ...
France Takes Lead from U.S. in Pirate Eradication ...
Quien es mas macho? Obama v. The Gimp ...
Accident kills driver trying to untangle hands-free device
Developing ...
Labels: Countercolumn News Ticker, Humor, News Ticker
Sunday, April 05, 2009
Countercolumn News Ticker
North Korea Readies SomebodyDoneSomebodyWrongSong Missile ...
South Koreans Prepare SongSungBlue Interceptor ...
Actress Molly Ringwald Implicated in Long Duck Dong Plot ...
Obama Retaliates With Stern Lecture ...
Impacting ...
South Koreans Prepare SongSungBlue Interceptor ...
Actress Molly Ringwald Implicated in Long Duck Dong Plot ...
Obama Retaliates With Stern Lecture ...
Impacting ...
Labels: Countercolumn News Ticker, Humor, Korea, News Ticker
Tuesday, March 31, 2009
Countercolumn News Ticker
Exhibitionist Veterans March In Support Of "Ask, Tell" Policy ...
Feds Fines Al Qaeda For Violating OSHA Rules ...
Suicide Bomber Program Cited for Flunking Lockout/Tagout/Blowout Standards ...
Taliban HR Officials Frustrated as Suicide Bomber Turnover Soars ...
Al Qaeda Retiree Pension Fund Continues to Show Surplus ...
Bernie Madoff Attracting Contrarian Investors ...
Buffett Goes Deep On Fargo Area REITs ...
Developing ...
Feds Fines Al Qaeda For Violating OSHA Rules ...
Suicide Bomber Program Cited for Flunking Lockout/Tagout/Blowout Standards ...
Taliban HR Officials Frustrated as Suicide Bomber Turnover Soars ...
Al Qaeda Retiree Pension Fund Continues to Show Surplus ...
Bernie Madoff Attracting Contrarian Investors ...
Buffett Goes Deep On Fargo Area REITs ...
Developing ...
Labels: Countercolumn News Ticker, Humor
