Wednesday, January 04, 2012
Great Moments in Journalism History...
From CNN:
According to the Pentagon, Atwater carries the rank of specialist first class and is based at Fort Bragg, North Carolina. His service awards include the Bronze Star and the Army Commendation Medal.
Specialist first class???
According to the Pentagon, Atwater carries the rank of specialist first class and is based at Fort Bragg, North Carolina. His service awards include the Bronze Star and the Army Commendation Medal.
Specialist first class???
Labels: CNN, Columbia Journalism Review, Humor, Media
Thursday, September 29, 2011
Countercolumn News Ticker
Bullied Cult Members Commit Mass Suicide ...
Area Fire Department Chief Ordered To Lay Off 20 Percent of His Cousins ...
Area Fire Department Chief Ordered To Lay Off 20 Percent of His Cousins ...
Labels: Countercolumn News Ticker, Humor, News Tickers
Sunday, August 07, 2011
The name's Bond.
Tuesday, August 02, 2011
Countercolumn News Ticker
Chaos on House Floor as Progressives Attempt to Euthanize Rep. Giffords ...
Breaking ...
Breaking ...
Labels: Countercolumn News Ticker, Humor
Saturday, July 23, 2011
Countercolumn News Ticker
Brooklyn Man Charged With 8 Year Old Hassidic Boy's Abduction, Murder, Yada Yada Yada ...
Architect of 900 Billion Stimulus, Universal Health Care and Chrystler Bailout Calls for Fiscal Responsibility ...
Amy Winehouse Passes Away Behind Schedule ...
Flowers From Society of Actuaries Arrived 2 Weeks Early ...
Oslo Killings Bring Merciful Early Relief From Norwegian Cuisine For 94 People ...
Hollywood Expresses Interest in Oslo Gunman ...
Rutger Hauer Sues Shooter For Trademark Infringement ...
ELCA, Missouri Synod Lutherans Blame Each Other For Deaths ...
NYT Editorial: Bachman Refuses To Denounce Lutheran Ties
Swedish Chef Breaks Silence: "Fyordni Hordni Hollni Fordni Bork BANG! BANG! BANG! ..."
World Sends Condolences, Giant Casserole ...
Despite All-Gay Softball League, GLBT Vows Not To Shut The Fuck Up About the Boy Scouts ...
Sexual Assaults Plummet As NFL Players Head Back To Work ...
Developing ...
Architect of 900 Billion Stimulus, Universal Health Care and Chrystler Bailout Calls for Fiscal Responsibility ...
Amy Winehouse Passes Away Behind Schedule ...
Flowers From Society of Actuaries Arrived 2 Weeks Early ...
Oslo Killings Bring Merciful Early Relief From Norwegian Cuisine For 94 People ...
Hollywood Expresses Interest in Oslo Gunman ...
Rutger Hauer Sues Shooter For Trademark Infringement ...
ELCA, Missouri Synod Lutherans Blame Each Other For Deaths ...
NYT Editorial: Bachman Refuses To Denounce Lutheran Ties
Swedish Chef Breaks Silence: "Fyordni Hordni Hollni Fordni Bork BANG! BANG! BANG! ..."
World Sends Condolences, Giant Casserole ...
Despite All-Gay Softball League, GLBT Vows Not To Shut The Fuck Up About the Boy Scouts ...
Sexual Assaults Plummet As NFL Players Head Back To Work ...
Developing ...
Labels: Humor, News Tickers
Wednesday, September 09, 2009
Disability Developments
In a landmark expansion of civil rights for individuals with disabilities, a Minnesota panel upholds the basic human right of children with autism to dress like common street whores.
Labels: children, disabilities, Humor, law
Tuesday, September 08, 2009
Countercolumn News Ticker
Kabul turns down offer to become "sister city" with Washington D.C. ...
Obama's plan to 'have a beer' with nation's fourth graders hits unexpected legal snag ...
Length of Obama speech draws comparisons to Beslan ...
Hyannisport Police: number of women date raped at Kennedy wake "surprisingly low ..."
Diageo stock plummets after news of Sen. Kennedy's passing ...
With Lion of the Senate" gone, "Jackal" and "Hyena" of the Senate assume leadership of Congressional Democrats ...
Obama Administration moves to "reallocate" professional baseball scores ...
"The time is now for the Cubs to get their fair share"
Obama's plan to 'have a beer' with nation's fourth graders hits unexpected legal snag ...
Length of Obama speech draws comparisons to Beslan ...
Hyannisport Police: number of women date raped at Kennedy wake "surprisingly low ..."
Diageo stock plummets after news of Sen. Kennedy's passing ...
With Lion of the Senate" gone, "Jackal" and "Hyena" of the Senate assume leadership of Congressional Democrats ...
Obama Administration moves to "reallocate" professional baseball scores ...
"The time is now for the Cubs to get their fair share"
Labels: Countercolumn News Ticker, Humor
Thursday, August 27, 2009
Countercolumn News Ticker
Massachussetts, Irish Republican Army Mourn Passing of Sen. Ted Kennedy ...
Democrats Rush to Honor Kennedy with "No Waitress Left Behind" Act ...
Kennedy Allies to Slip Reduction in Statute of Limitations for Vehicular Manslaughter Into Omnibus Bill ...
Proposals to "Lose Iraq in Kennedy's Memory ..."
Congressional Dems Aim To Pay Tribute to Kennedy by Outlawing Care He Received ...
Never did learn how to pronounce "Alito." ...
In Ironic Twist: Kennedy's Final "Code Blue" Went Unreported for 12 Hours ...
Kennedy To Be Buried at Sea - In a 1960's Model Oldsmobile ...
Developing ...
Democrats Rush to Honor Kennedy with "No Waitress Left Behind" Act ...
Kennedy Allies to Slip Reduction in Statute of Limitations for Vehicular Manslaughter Into Omnibus Bill ...
Proposals to "Lose Iraq in Kennedy's Memory ..."
Congressional Dems Aim To Pay Tribute to Kennedy by Outlawing Care He Received ...
Never did learn how to pronounce "Alito." ...
In Ironic Twist: Kennedy's Final "Code Blue" Went Unreported for 12 Hours ...
Kennedy To Be Buried at Sea - In a 1960's Model Oldsmobile ...
Developing ...
Labels: Congress, Countercolumn News Ticker, Humor, in memoriam, Politics
Saturday, August 22, 2009
Best lie I've ever seen.
The LA Times looks at the decline of the porn business in the San Fernando Valley.
I was particularly impressed with this gem: "I'm happy for the production, but I feel bad for exploiting the girls' situation."
Honorable mentions for Best Lies from the porn industry:
"You can make 100,000 per year camming from your living room" and "Fuck me with that big white cock."
I was particularly impressed with this gem: "I'm happy for the production, but I feel bad for exploiting the girls' situation."
Honorable mentions for Best Lies from the porn industry:
"You can make 100,000 per year camming from your living room" and "Fuck me with that big white cock."
Labels: Humor, Los Angeles Times, Porn, women
Saturday, July 11, 2009
Suppose you were an idiot
Sunday, July 05, 2009
Countercolumn News Ticker
Governor Palin Resigns to Spend More Time With Her Shotgun ...
Obama Celebrates Independence Day By Visiting Moscow ...
..American Troops Breath Sigh of Relief ...
Maureen Dowd Holes Self Up in Hamptons Beach House, Watching "Heathers" Obsessively, Say Friends ...
Wanders NY Times Halls, Muttering "That Breeder Hag."
Accuses Palin of Neurosis
Obama Presses Detroit for Technology to Make Fuel out of Soldiers' Blood ...
Like new iPhone, White House Turns Pink When Under Stress ...
Buffett Directs WaPo Publishers Turning Tricks in DC Streets to Raise Cash ...
..Reporters reportedly thrilled at promotion, status increase ...
Profile: The Lot Lizards of L Street ...
Holocaust Museum Officials To Create Display out of Recent Vandalism ...
Developing ...
Obama Celebrates Independence Day By Visiting Moscow ...
..American Troops Breath Sigh of Relief ...
Maureen Dowd Holes Self Up in Hamptons Beach House, Watching "Heathers" Obsessively, Say Friends ...
Wanders NY Times Halls, Muttering "That Breeder Hag."
Accuses Palin of Neurosis
Obama Presses Detroit for Technology to Make Fuel out of Soldiers' Blood ...
Like new iPhone, White House Turns Pink When Under Stress ...
Buffett Directs WaPo Publishers Turning Tricks in DC Streets to Raise Cash ...
..Reporters reportedly thrilled at promotion, status increase ...
Profile: The Lot Lizards of L Street ...
Holocaust Museum Officials To Create Display out of Recent Vandalism ...
Developing ...
Labels: Countercolumn News Ticker, Humor
Saturday, July 04, 2009
They're really taking Michael Jackson's death hard in Europe
I knew he was popular overseas, but I didn't know it went this far.
The poor darlings.
The poor darlings.
Labels: Humor, Michael Jackson
Friday, July 03, 2009
Countercolumn News Ticker
Sarah Palin Declares Independence from Job as Home-Based Multi-Level Marketing Business Really Takes Off ...
Michael Jackson's Appearance Gradually Improving, Say Doctors ...
New York Times To Run WaPo Scandal On Front Page for 46 Days Straight ...
Aims to match Abu Ghraib Record ...
As Afghan Poppy Fields Burn, Battle Takes Mellow, Lethargic Turn ...
Commanding General Does a Stately Pleasure Dome Decree ...
Palin's Vagina Announces Run for Senate ...
Impacting ...
Michael Jackson's Appearance Gradually Improving, Say Doctors ...
New York Times To Run WaPo Scandal On Front Page for 46 Days Straight ...
Aims to match Abu Ghraib Record ...
As Afghan Poppy Fields Burn, Battle Takes Mellow, Lethargic Turn ...
Commanding General Does a Stately Pleasure Dome Decree ...
Palin's Vagina Announces Run for Senate ...
Impacting ...
Labels: Countercolumn News Ticker, Humor, News Ticker, Palin
What if...
Thursday, July 02, 2009
Hitler finds out Michael Jackson has died
Labels: Hitler, Humor, Michael Jackson, parody
Sunday, June 28, 2009
Product Placement of the Year
McDonald's, on CNN's front page story on the unrest in Honduras.
I'm lovin' it.
I'm lovin' it.
Labels: CNN, food, Humor, public relations
Thursday, June 18, 2009
Hillary breaks elbow
Thursday, June 11, 2009
I'll Shoah YOU the life of the mind!!!
Sunday, May 31, 2009
Profile of potential rapists
Some stupid bitch wrote a list of warning signs to alert you to potential rapists.
She doesn't really mean it though.
She doesn't really mean it though.
Tuesday, April 28, 2009
Bondholders Must Be Respected
So it seems that the Obama Administration is presiding over the attempted mass rape of GM bondholders in favor of the auto workers.
Pennywise and pound foolish. But then, that's par for the course for a libtard. Minus the pennywise part, anyway.
Bondholders, writ large, will exact a stiff penalty for nonpayment. If bondholders - the owners of our nation's capital - are not respected, things get ugly very fast. Bondholders will simply stop lending money. It ain't hard to figure out.
Look. Bondholders understand that in a global economy, shit happens. They understand business risk. They understand currency risk. They understand the risk of natural disasters, market risk, systematic risk, nonsystematic risk, Milton Bradley Risk, management risk, and all kinds of other risks, and have, in theory, priced accordingly.
What they didn't price in - well, until now - is a President and Congress that was willing - even eager - to poke them in the eye just to buy votes from unprofitable laborers in swing states. Yes, they were always a constituency. But when push came to shove, until now, the bondholder was, if not venerated, at least respected. Not in the streets of Detroit, but in the halls of congress and in our bankruptcy laws.
There is a sea change going on, and it's going to lead to a massive repricing of risk. It already has.
If they don't extract their fair cut from GM, they will extract it from the rest of the economy as a whole.
Here's a vignette to help clarify how things work:
Stewie = bondholders.
Brian the Dog = global economy.
Any questions?
Splash, out
Jason
Pennywise and pound foolish. But then, that's par for the course for a libtard. Minus the pennywise part, anyway.
Bondholders, writ large, will exact a stiff penalty for nonpayment. If bondholders - the owners of our nation's capital - are not respected, things get ugly very fast. Bondholders will simply stop lending money. It ain't hard to figure out.
Look. Bondholders understand that in a global economy, shit happens. They understand business risk. They understand currency risk. They understand the risk of natural disasters, market risk, systematic risk, nonsystematic risk, Milton Bradley Risk, management risk, and all kinds of other risks, and have, in theory, priced accordingly.
What they didn't price in - well, until now - is a President and Congress that was willing - even eager - to poke them in the eye just to buy votes from unprofitable laborers in swing states. Yes, they were always a constituency. But when push came to shove, until now, the bondholder was, if not venerated, at least respected. Not in the streets of Detroit, but in the halls of congress and in our bankruptcy laws.
There is a sea change going on, and it's going to lead to a massive repricing of risk. It already has.
If they don't extract their fair cut from GM, they will extract it from the rest of the economy as a whole.
Here's a vignette to help clarify how things work:
Stewie = bondholders.
Brian the Dog = global economy.
Any questions?
Splash, out
Jason
Labels: cartoons, Economics, finance, Humor, Television
