Monday, April 13, 2009
How Many SEALs Does It Take to Screw In A Light Bulb?
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None. SEALs don't need light bulbs, they have night vision goggles. Hell one of them probably shot the light bulb out.
# posted by 
: 9:43 AM
: 9:43 AM
Twelve, two to pull the triggers and 10 to make the Discovery Channel documentary.
# posted by : 11:14 AM
: 11:14 AM
Only one, but it takes 437 people to research and authorize the operation prior to getting the order to begin.
Q: what did the Somali Pirates forget to bring with them?
A: Plan B
Q: How many Somali pirates does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: 3 Navy SEALs
Q: How many SEALs does does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: None. They shot out the lightbulb
Three Somali Pirates walk into a bar
and these SEALs shoot them in the head
A: Plan B
Q: How many Somali pirates does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: 3 Navy SEALs
Q: How many SEALs does does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: None. They shot out the lightbulb
Three Somali Pirates walk into a bar
and these SEALs shoot them in the head
# posted by : 2:14 AM
: 2:14 AM
So this Somali Pirate is trying to de-fuse this bomb
and he cant figure out which wire to cut:
the Green one , or the Red one
and this Navy SEAL walks up
and he says "what seems to be the problem"
and the Pirates like..
"I dont know, I've got to cut one of these wires,
but i'm not sure if it's the Green one or the Red one"
and the SEAL shoots the Pirate in the head.
So this Somali Pirate goes into a pet store
and he's like " do you have any Parrots?"
and the owner says "yeah, we have three kinds of Parrots"
and a Navy SEAL shoots the Pirate in the head
So this Somali Pirate goes up to the Farmers house
to see if he can spend the night.
and the farmer has this HOT daughter...
and so the Pirate is like "hey, can I spend the night here?"
and a Navy SEAL shoots him in the head
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and he cant figure out which wire to cut:
the Green one , or the Red one
and this Navy SEAL walks up
and he says "what seems to be the problem"
and the Pirates like..
"I dont know, I've got to cut one of these wires,
but i'm not sure if it's the Green one or the Red one"
and the SEAL shoots the Pirate in the head.
So this Somali Pirate goes into a pet store
and he's like " do you have any Parrots?"
and the owner says "yeah, we have three kinds of Parrots"
and a Navy SEAL shoots the Pirate in the head
So this Somali Pirate goes up to the Farmers house
to see if he can spend the night.
and the farmer has this HOT daughter...
and so the Pirate is like "hey, can I spend the night here?"
and a Navy SEAL shoots him in the head
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# posted by : 3:47 AM
: 3:47 AM
It can't be done. There's not enough room in a lightbulb for Navy SEALs to screw.
LTC D
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: 1:38 PM
