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Thursday, September 18, 2008

Letters, I get letters... 
This one comes from Chris.

As a confirmed vagina-sniffer, I take great offense to your labeling of the blogging of Andrew Sullivan as a vagina-sniffing. I've been a vagina-sniffer my whole adult life, and enjoy this magnificent practice immensely. All the vagina-sniffers I know are fine upstanding members of the community that enjoy rewarding careers and come from all walks of life. If there were more vagina-sniffers, and more vagina-sniffing, this world no doubt, would be a better place. I request, nay demand, that you retract your label of Andrew Sullivan as a vagina-sniffer.


I stand here convicted. As a Christian, I strive to live up to the standards God holds for me every day...even knowing that every day I will fall short of His glory, and I must therefore rely on grace and His mercy for redemption.

I should not have pointed out the speck in Mr. Sullivan's eye without having first stopped to consider the plank 50-foot steel girder in my own.

Indeed, given what I know about Mr. Sullivan's, er, proclivities, I would assume that he is even less prone to be a practicing vagina-sniffer than I.

Squirt, out

Jason

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If there were more vagina-sniffers, and more vagina-sniffing, this world no doubt, would be a better place

Depends on the v-jay-jay in question. I think I can find one that would not only make "Chris" nauseous, but to swear off v-jay-jay sniffing for a good, long time.

Just saying...
 
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