Friday, September 05, 2008
Oprah...
You disappoint me.
I thought you had more class, character and common sense than this transparent attempt at manipulation.
You know you launched the Obama rocket. You're scared to death of Palin. But you should do everything you can to make sure she stays in politics.
If you don't, Palin is the one woman on the earth who, if she doesn't win the Vice Presidency, could start her own show and empire one day and threaten your own.
I can see it now: The Sarah Palin show. Watch her gut a moose on the counter, right before your eyes!
Nothing says Christmas like whale blubber and pemmican.
Integrating elk antlers seemlessly into your decor.
Space-saving tips for the igloo.
We'll put it right up against your time slot.
We'z in ur demografik, steelin ur advurtizers.
Splash, out
Jason
I thought you had more class, character and common sense than this transparent attempt at manipulation.
You know you launched the Obama rocket. You're scared to death of Palin. But you should do everything you can to make sure she stays in politics.
If you don't, Palin is the one woman on the earth who, if she doesn't win the Vice Presidency, could start her own show and empire one day and threaten your own.
I can see it now: The Sarah Palin show. Watch her gut a moose on the counter, right before your eyes!
Nothing says Christmas like whale blubber and pemmican.
Integrating elk antlers seemlessly into your decor.
Space-saving tips for the igloo.
We'll put it right up against your time slot.
We'z in ur demografik, steelin ur advurtizers.
Splash, out
Jason
