Tuesday, March 03, 2009
Someone hand this reporter a Kleenex
I see a bright future for AP reporter Darlene Superville. At Tiger Beat!
Superville is happily smoking a cigarette in bed with a dreamy look on her face after writing this fellative hosannah-in-the-highest about our Dear Leader, Hugo-bama, and his sparkling spectacular balls.
Huuuuuuurrrrrrl.
HHHGGGGGGLLLLLLUUUURRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!111!!!11!!!
Better.
Better get me a bucket I'm gonna throw up.
Fucking Pravda at it's worst couldn't provide an unwitting parody of itself better than the AP.
Well, golly freakin' gee-whiz! What a guy! Someone make him leader of the free world!
AAAAAAUGGHHH! My eyes!!!!!!!!!!
What liberal media?
Must... inject self... with... insulin!
Splash, out
Jason
Superville is happily smoking a cigarette in bed with a dreamy look on her face after writing this fellative hosannah-in-the-highest about our Dear Leader, Hugo-bama, and his sparkling spectacular balls.
The governors' dinner was "a great kickoff of what we hope will be an atmosphere here in the White House that is welcoming and that reminds everybody that this is the people's house," Obama told the state chief executives after they had dined on Maryland crab, Wagyu beef, Nantucket scallops and citrus salad.
"We are just temporary occupants. This is a place that belongs to the American people and we want to make sure that everybody understands it's open," he said.
At the dinner in the State Dining Room, the Obamas looked comfortable, chatting and smiling with their guests.
Huuuuuuurrrrrrl.
Some Obama guests say he immediately puts them at ease. He indulges them and serves cookies, too.
HHHGGGGGGLLLLLLUUUURRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!111!!!11!!!
"Sometimes when you're in the presence of the most powerful person in the world, in the most powerful democracy in the world ... I was in awe that I was comfortable," said Honda, chairman of the Asian Pacific American Caucus. "I think that's his style and how he grew up, who he is.
Better.
Better get me a bucket I'm gonna throw up.
"He's down to earth and engaging," Honda said.
Fucking Pravda at it's worst couldn't provide an unwitting parody of itself better than the AP.
Rep. Trent Franks, R-Ariz., was among those invited for the Super Bowl. He said Obama, an avid sports fan, joined his guests for most of the game between the Arizona Cardinals and ultimately triumphant Pittsburgh Steelers.
"It wasn't a circumstance where he came in and said 'Hi' and then left," Franks said. "He actually stayed and watched the game."
Well, golly freakin' gee-whiz! What a guy! Someone make him leader of the free world!
Sen. Amy Klobuchar, D-Minn, said Obama was very cordial, and he and the first lady made guests feel comfortable. The president talked to everyone before the game started, she said, including a 12-year-old boy who asked Obama where the bathroom was.
"My favorite part was when he personally served us cookies—oatmeal raisin—when we were watching the game," she said.
AAAAAAUGGHHH! My eyes!!!!!!!!!!
What liberal media?
Must... inject self... with... insulin!
Splash, out
Jason
Labels: Associated Press, stupid, The Left, The media
Comments:
."...that reminds everybody that this is the people's house," Obama told the state chief executives after they had dined on Maryland crab, Wagyu beef, Nantucket scallops and citrus salad.
Aw, come on, Jason. That line could have come from the Onion. Especially when juxtaposed with the crap about his alleged common touch.
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Aw, come on, Jason. That line could have come from the Onion. Especially when juxtaposed with the crap about his alleged common touch.
