Tuesday, August 28, 2007
Note to self...
Stop tapping my feet in public restrooms.
Or if I do tap my feet, stop doing it while singing along with songs by Frankie Goes to Hollywood, Queen, and the Village People.
And if I haven't done anything illegal, don't plead guilty to lewd conduct I didn't get to engage in.
And don't carve my number up inside the stall when I'm traveling out of town on business. Or if I do, at least don't make it my toll-free number.
Oh, And never, ever take any more collect calls from other people in bathroom stalls. That was just a dumb idea on my part. Every time.
Splash, out
Jason
Or if I do tap my feet, stop doing it while singing along with songs by Frankie Goes to Hollywood, Queen, and the Village People.
And if I haven't done anything illegal, don't plead guilty to lewd conduct I didn't get to engage in.
And don't carve my number up inside the stall when I'm traveling out of town on business. Or if I do, at least don't make it my toll-free number.
Oh, And never, ever take any more collect calls from other people in bathroom stalls. That was just a dumb idea on my part. Every time.
Splash, out
Jason
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