Saturday, October 02, 2004

Diary of a Human Shield 
Researchers have uncovered the secret diaries of Sasha Linbury, a 21 year old college student who volunteered to go to Baghdad in February 2003 as a human shield.

There is like the cutest Australian guy on the tour bus. His name is Sean and he's totally hot. But last night he said he would never dream of sleeping with an American woman because he doesn't want to become infected with "the venereal poisons of our puerile McCulture and warmongering oil-lust." Which I thought was kind of harsh 'cause I totally douche.

The whole thing is cute.

Via the Most Merciful One.


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