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Monday, August 30, 2004

With Friends Like These (Naked Lesbians) 
A San Francisco liberal is dreading the idiot wing of the Democratic party putting themselves on display during the GOP convention, and is trying to tell them to cool it.

If you guys haven't left yet, here's my wish: Break a leg. Literally. We could afford you in Seattle in 1999; in fact, you pretty much made the scene there. But in New York, a small army of Republican Party apparatchiks, Fox News television producers, and Wall Street Journal editorialists are waiting for you, and they're a lot more sophisticated than you will ever be. They want you to smash windows and intimidate public safety officers here near the epicenter of Ground Zero; in fact, they'll be looking right over your shoulder, rolling videotape. On prime time that night, your bandanna'd visage will be on fourteen million televisions in Florida, Ohio, and every other swing state, and your crude epithets will settle into the brains of every undecided retiree or unemployed steel worker. Of course, you may not care a whit about the November election and may even hew to the ridiculous notion that a Bush re-election will radicalize the public and shorten the days till the revolution. But on the off chance that some of you are still listening, hear this plea: stay home, and knit a sweater or something.


Turns out David Corn is nervous as hell, too.

Hell I'll bet all the adult supervision at the DNC is nervous as hell.

They should be. After all, they helped create this monster.

Read the whole thing.

I promise, there's a reference to naked lesbians in there.





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