Friday, November 21, 2003
Attack of the Evil Executive Officer
Tomorrow night, under cover of darkness, I strike!!!
This morning, at about 0730, I noticed an ambulance with the engine running and the hood up. The crew was pulling its daily preventative maintenance checks and services (PMCS).
It then occured to me that although vehicle crews regularly hand in PMCS forms so our maintenance guys can track vehicle status and the ordering of spare parts, etc., it has been a long time since I've actually seen hoods up on the vehicles.
I have recruited one of my evil henchmen (rubbing hands together in nefarious and sadistic glee) to procure a bunch of index cards. We will fill out each index card with the date and bumper number on the vehicle, and a note that says "when found, please return to 1LT Van Steenwyk."
Our plan is to steal into the motor pool, under cover of a cold and moonless night, go to each vehicle, and tape the cards to different places around the vehicle that the crews are supposed to check before leaving the gate.
Soon...SOOOON we shall see who has actually been checking the tightness of the belts, checking coolant levels, transmission oils, brake fluids, and generally doing things right.
Those drivers who return their cards to me within 48 hours--slack shall be cut for them.
As for those who don't, they're doomed. DOOOOOMMMMED, I tell you!
(Shhhh...don't tell anyone!)
MuaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! (Collapsing in a fit of maniacal laughter)
This morning, at about 0730, I noticed an ambulance with the engine running and the hood up. The crew was pulling its daily preventative maintenance checks and services (PMCS).
It then occured to me that although vehicle crews regularly hand in PMCS forms so our maintenance guys can track vehicle status and the ordering of spare parts, etc., it has been a long time since I've actually seen hoods up on the vehicles.
I have recruited one of my evil henchmen (rubbing hands together in nefarious and sadistic glee) to procure a bunch of index cards. We will fill out each index card with the date and bumper number on the vehicle, and a note that says "when found, please return to 1LT Van Steenwyk."
Our plan is to steal into the motor pool, under cover of a cold and moonless night, go to each vehicle, and tape the cards to different places around the vehicle that the crews are supposed to check before leaving the gate.
Soon...SOOOON we shall see who has actually been checking the tightness of the belts, checking coolant levels, transmission oils, brake fluids, and generally doing things right.
Those drivers who return their cards to me within 48 hours--slack shall be cut for them.
As for those who don't, they're doomed. DOOOOOMMMMED, I tell you!
(Shhhh...don't tell anyone!)
MuaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! (Collapsing in a fit of maniacal laughter)
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