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Single American takes 4 Somali Pirates Hostage ...

Senior Obama Officials Debating Which Pirate to Bow To ...

White House Paralyzed by Indecision: Is Handlicking Better Than Bowing?

U.S. Boat Seized By Pirates ...
S.S. Minnow Feared Lost ...
Emerson Howell III Among Missing ...
U.S. Pays Pirates to Keep Mrs. Howell ...
"A small price to pay," says Congressman ...
Ginger and Mary Anne Shackled Together in Pirate Ship's Hold ...
Pirates Selling Downloads for $1.99 Each ...

France Takes Lead from U.S. in Pirate Eradication ...

Quien es mas macho? Obama v. The Gimp ...

Accident kills driver trying to untangle hands-free device

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