What could possibly go wrong?
President Barack Obama's intelligence chief confirmed Thursday that some Guantanamo inmates may be released on US soil and receive assistance to return to society.
"If we are to release them in the United States, we need some sort of assistance for them to start a new life," said National Intelligence Director Dennis Blair at his first press conference.
"You can't just put them on the street," he added. "All that is work in progress."
In other news, a regression analysis of CounterColumn tags finds an extraordinarily high correlation coefficient between the tags "Obama" and "Stupid."
Splash, out
Jason
From The Onion? Parody, a joke? A hoax? Insanity?!
ReplyDelete